I live on a rather tight budget. I have my Social Security check and my retirement pension, but that’s it. So when I recently decided to take an Adriatic cruise in August with my best friend Roger, there was nothing to be done but to withdraw some funds from my rather limited investment account. This is the account that is designated to go to my brother Ken when I shuffle off this mortal coil—years and years in the future, of course. The investment account isn’t busted, but it’s greatly reduced (I’m also paying off a credit card bill). Fortunately, Ken is way better off than I am, so my paltry sum won’t be missed much.
And the photo above is totally misleading. But I couldn’t resist using it. Ken is actually the best-natured of brothers, and although the inheritance has been reduced somewhat, he won’t even miss it. I hope. I hope, in fact, that he’ll miss me! I mean I keep him on his toes with cartoons that put Republicans in a bad light (it’s so easy to do) and constantly rag him about his inexplicable aversion to opera (he actually walked out of a performance of Porgy and Bess, a performance for which people were clamoring for tickets; truly, I don’t understand it). He’s more likely to miss my wiseacre-ing (is that even a word?) than my money.
So, Brother-Mine, perhaps you should lower expectations about that even bigger sailboat you were going to get with my money; you might even consider downsizing to a canoe.
Here’s a much better photo of Ken. This is he with a favorite cat of his, both snoozing away. What’s not to love!
And the photo above is totally misleading. But I couldn’t resist using it. Ken is actually the best-natured of brothers, and although the inheritance has been reduced somewhat, he won’t even miss it. I hope. I hope, in fact, that he’ll miss me! I mean I keep him on his toes with cartoons that put Republicans in a bad light (it’s so easy to do) and constantly rag him about his inexplicable aversion to opera (he actually walked out of a performance of Porgy and Bess, a performance for which people were clamoring for tickets; truly, I don’t understand it). He’s more likely to miss my wiseacre-ing (is that even a word?) than my money.
So, Brother-Mine, perhaps you should lower expectations about that even bigger sailboat you were going to get with my money; you might even consider downsizing to a canoe.
Here’s a much better photo of Ken. This is he with a favorite cat of his, both snoozing away. What’s not to love!